Martians Go Home
Author: Fredric Brown
 
Martians. They're everywhere. In your closet. Under your bed. In your bed. Everywhere. They can't actually touch you, any more than you can touch them; what they can do is blat out your secrets. Your every little misdeed and petty hypocrisy (to say nothing of the condition of your intimate under apparel) will soon be public knowledge.
You're not alone of course; everyone on Earth from the Joint Chiefs of Staff to your local stockbroker will be getting the same treatment. Can the human race withstand this total overexposure? Of course not! And that is the Invaders' Plan: to turn us into a bunch of lunatics, and then steal our planet. Only one person knows how to neutralize the Martians. and they've all ready driven him crazy . . .
 
They're little. They're green. They're obnoxious!
 
BAEN 1st JUNE 1992
ISBN:0671721208